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Epic Jokes, Pick Up Lines and Comebacks Galore!
Epic Jokes, Pick Up Lines and Comeb...
EvelynSkittleburg
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Table of contents
Epic Jokes, Pick Up Lines and Comebacks Galore!
Sat, Jun 22, 2013
Keep Calm and......
Sat, Jun 22, 2013
Slap him hard!
Sat, Jun 22, 2013
He said She Said
Sat, Jun 22, 2013
Valentine slaps!
Mon, Jul 8, 2013
Pick your guy up!
Tue, Jul 9, 2013
One liners!
Tue, Jul 9, 2013
What 'ya say?
Tue, Jul 9, 2013
Hey Blondie!
Wed, Jul 10, 2013
Visit Walmart!
Sat, Jul 13, 2013
Haha Jokes
Tue, Jul 16, 2013
Haha Jokes!
Fri, Jul 19, 2013
Old McDonald...
Sun, Jul 21, 2013
*Ring* *Ring* Hello?
Mon, Jul 22, 2013
Sarcastic comments!
Tue, Jul 23, 2013
Naughty? *check*
Sat, Jul 27, 2013
Haha Jokes
Fri, Aug 2, 2013
Blam! Blam!
Sat, Aug 3, 2013
Who said English is easy?
Mon, Aug 5, 2013
Purple Dino
Thu, Aug 15, 2013
Creative homework excuses
Fri, Aug 23, 2013
Ways to say 'Your Fly Is Open'
Fri, Aug 23, 2013
Funny things to do in Class and School
Sat, Aug 24, 2013
Random things to do in an elevator
Sat, Aug 24, 2013
DON'T DO IT!
Tue, Aug 27, 2013
Funny quotes
Tue, Aug 27, 2013
Annoy the 'rents
Thu, Aug 29, 2013
Hey Patrick! It's Spongebob!!
Fri, Aug 30, 2013
Damn you Autocorrect!
Thu, Sep 5, 2013
Yo Momma jokes!!
Thu, Sep 5, 2013
Worst Slogan Translations!
Mon, Sep 9, 2013
10 Ways To Surviving High School
Sat, Sep 14, 2013
Oxymorons!
Sat, Sep 14, 2013
Dumbest Criminals!
Fri, Sep 20, 2013
911 What's Your Emergency?
Sun, Sep 22, 2013
Parking ticket
Fri, Sep 27, 2013
Dumbest labels EVUUUUR!
Mon, Oct 7, 2013
*world please swallow me whole!*
Wed, Nov 6, 2013
American humor
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
Gross Would you rather!
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
Another Laugh
Wed, Nov 27, 2013
Dumblewhore*
Thu, Dec 5, 2013
Laughter is the best medicine!
Mon, Dec 9, 2013
Kickass!
Sat, Mar 1, 2014
Random shizz and facts
Wed, Mar 12, 2014
That's my boy!
Thu, Apr 24, 2014
Mental ward
Sat, Nov 29, 2014
That's My Boy!
Tue, Dec 30, 2014
Forest Gump goes to heaven!
Tue, Dec 30, 2014
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